scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
