I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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