sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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