Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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