I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
third nipple confirmed
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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