So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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