the new term for farting is butt boxing.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
this is an emotional support booty call
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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