it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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