so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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