I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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