i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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