Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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