He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
They have beer where we have blood.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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