David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Randomize
