Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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