butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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