Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
MIDGETS
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