Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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