your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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