They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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