My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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