Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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