eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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