if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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