After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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