just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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