Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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