Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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