the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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