sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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