So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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