You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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