Do you still have your period?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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