what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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