Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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