its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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