google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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