He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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