In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$