bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
