Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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