Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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