yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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