Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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