WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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