Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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