why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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