Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i can't believe i had my finger in that
now i know why i became what i already was.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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