do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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