are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
