I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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