I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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