what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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