i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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