So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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