i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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