You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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