Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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