Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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