dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No subtext here. People are naked.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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