Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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